King Douche

UsMagazine.com is reporting that douche extraordinaire, Spencer Pratt, is legally changing his name to King Spencer Pratt.

"I've decided since there is a Queen of England and a Prince William that there should be a king of America," he tells Us. "I nominate myself for that role."

He goes on to be douchey say that his wife, pop-starperformer Heidi Montag, is:

"...the new, modern-day, 2010 Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson's in heaven," he said. "The Holy Spirit now has extra Michael Jackson juice, so boom! For all we know, Heidi gets possessed with some of that Michael Jackson divine spirit."

Isn't MJ's "juice" what got him in trouble in the first place? What kind of douche would want to give any fluid of MJ's to his wife? ugh.

That being said, this guy needs a beat-down. Even if he's taking a page from Paris Hilton's play book and making all of this up, he's still an unbelievable douche! Make a sex-tape or something.